Gym Instructor: So what’s your favourite machine to use here at the gym?
Me: The Vending Machine
cant get authentic italian cuisine like this anymore
i don’t even know where to start with this post
no but could you imagine one of the quidditch team members saying “knock on wood” and they all just hit oliver before a big match
I’m almost a thousand percent sure the Weasley twins did that at some point
It almost looks like a nuclear war played out on the Internet.
The anger permeates through this graphic.
Finally. Finally. The photos they were sending out prior were false. The photos being shopped around after the release of the name were of a black cop. #MikeBrown #HandsUpDontShoot
Meet the murderer, Darren Wilson.
i found this on my computer. WHEN IN THE LIVING FUCK DID I MAKE THIS?!
This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will, five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain, and a hundred percent reason to remember the name